• What kind of jewelry do you carry?
• Do you mail out print catalogs?
• I don't want to buy anything from you and I don't want to get on your "Email List”. How can I get a catalog?
• Is signing up for your Email secure?
• How do I know you won't sell my personal information to other companies?
• I represent another company, and I'd be interested in buying your mailing list. What's your price?
• I'm really offended over your advertising campaign. Is there anything I can do to stop you?
• I have an idea that would really help make Sonny’s Rocks a cooler place to shop! How can I submit it to you?
• Are you ever hiring?
• I'd really like to buy stock in Sonny’s Rocks, but you aren't publically traded. How can I?
• I think diamonds are the result of slave labor and warlord profiteering. Can you suggest any positive alternatives for an engagement ring?
• Do you sell Blood Diamonds?

• What kind of jewelry do you carry?

We have lots of rings, diamonds, bracelets, and pendants. If you want to find out about the newest items and events, sign up on our EMAIL LIST.

 

• Do you mail out print catalogs?

Hell no…we’re GREEN and can’t stomach the thought of destroying all those beautiful trees and…oh, who are we kidding…we’re too damn cheap to produce and mail them.  Good news is, we do electronic catalogs that you can view online if you sign up on our EMAIL LIST.

 

• I don't want to buy anything from you and I don't want to get on your "Email List”. How can I get a catalog?

Who are you? Jack Nicholson? Madonna? Don't play hard to get. You're not cool enough to pull it off.

 

• Is signing up for your Email secure?

Substantially more so than many of our customers.

 

• How do I know you won't sell my personal information to other companies?

We don't. Period. Not your name, your address, your phone number or email address. Who'd want our mailing list anyway? The CIA? GET OVER IT.

 

• I represent another company, and I'd be interested in buying your mailing list. What's your price?

Call us!

 

• I'm really offended over your advertising campaign. Is there anything I can do to stop you?

No. But if you'd like to leave an “outraged, rambling voicemail” about it, we'll make sure your thoughts on the subject are shared with others.

 

• I have an idea that would really help make Sonny’s Rocks a cooler place to shop! How can I submit it to you?

We'd suggest that you fax it to us- it makes it easier for us to “process it”.

 

• Are you ever hiring?

Not right now. But we are firing rather frequently.

 

• I'd really like to buy stock in Sonny’s Rocks, but you aren't publically traded. How can I?

You can’t…well, talk to Michael when you come in, and don’t mention anything to Mark.

 

• I think diamonds are the result of slave labor and warlord profiteering. Can you suggest any positive alternatives for an engagement ring?

You bet; a nice cubic zirconia will really endear you to her…have a look at “this”

 

• Do you sell Blood Diamonds?

  We all loved Mr. DiCaprio in the movie; and support his Oscar Nomination for his poignant, deliberate and brilliant roll.  However, contrary to Hollywood, since 2001, when President Clinton issued Executive Order 13194, barring diamond importation from conflict pipelines such as Sierra Leone, no USA jewelers have imported blood/war/conflict diamonds.  Bottom line, if you legally purchase a diamond in the USA, it is blood/war/conflict free…. Not just at Sonny’s. The worse you can say about our diamonds is someone may have scraped their hand digging the diamond out of the mine.